I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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