Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I wear drunk well.
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