I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
