everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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