Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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