You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i just had sex bonerless
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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