some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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