The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
