you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
So vagazzling was a success
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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