How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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