I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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