I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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