Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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