I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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