Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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