not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I could fuck to npr.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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