R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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