I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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