You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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