I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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