This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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