bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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