a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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