Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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