I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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