so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
