I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Randomize
