its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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