I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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