For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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