Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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