went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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