She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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