just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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