dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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