on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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