I'm jealous of your bromance
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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