I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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