is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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