LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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