Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Dignity is for republicans.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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