They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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