There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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