You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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