I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
