just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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