And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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