i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
the day after is always just damage control
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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