hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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