Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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